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Xmas @ Beezid

by Toby Bell  |  September 1, 2010  |  2 Comments

RIVER CITY, IA Grandma (as I now call her) dropped by the house yesterday. She’d lost her life savings and was distraught. I was not unmoved, but was also aware of the fact that such a loss is less significant when said savings amount to “what’s left in the social security deposit this month.” It [...]

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“It’s Elementary, My Dear Watson”

by Toby Bell  |  January 11, 2010  |  1 Comment

When business leaders think of advances in computing, they might remember the images of the early Cray Supercomputers and what came next: Then… … and Now In short, they remember a futuristic machine seemingly able to manipulate the curvature of space/time evolving into something that now more resembles a space heater. The same happened with [...]

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Robin Hood’s Reputation Gets Mugged By Insinuating Monk

by Toby Bell  |  March 16, 2009  |  2 Comments

I still read newspapers, though I have alternatives. My local source, unfortunately, has recently fallen prey to “pastiche syndrome” – it’s now composed primarily of clippings culled from international services rather than being a reliable purveyor of local items of interest. I used to like the fact that editorial bias was once apparent in every [...]

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The Butterfly Effect – Part One

by Toby Bell  |  March 10, 2009  |  Comments Off

I cut my finger attempting to change a watch battery prior to flying from Asheville to Beijing a couple of weeks ago. Some may wonder how such a thing is possible. Yet among the jittery inhabitants of Planet Caffeine (PC) – where coffee is synonymous with oxygen – each of us can completely relate to [...]

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The Laws of Physics Will Not Yield to those of Commerce

by Toby Bell  |  November 2, 2008  |  3 Comments

PC World, Feb 4, 2000: Finally emerging from labs, new power sources like fuel cells and lithium polymer could revolutionize design and use of cell phones, PDAs, and notebooks. IT World, October 20, 2008: Engineers at Panasonic have succeeded in reducing the size of a prototype methanol fuel cell so that it’s no larger than [...]

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Jeopardy! On The Internet (!)

by Toby Bell  |  September 30, 2008  |  4 Comments

I have often been accused (quite unfairly, I might add) of simply ‘making stuff up’ for my own amusement and perhaps of others. And-an even larger slight-I have also been held in contempt for using Gartner’s blog purely for the purpose of self-indulgence and not even mindful of the fact that these musings should have [...]

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Present and Accounted For….

by Toby Bell  |  September 16, 2008  |  2 Comments

“Are you going to eat those peanuts?” It’s surprising how many great stories–mostly untold–begin with that line. Surprising, too, how many begin at 37,000 feet over Denver in airplanes where drinks have just been served and the squirrelly man next to me with the oversized glasses, poor complexion, and cheesy toupee leans over nervously, yet [...]

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