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Your Robot 1040 Tax Form

by Craig Roth  |  April 24, 2017  |  Submit a Comment

You may have turned in your taxes, but have your robots turned in their Robot Tax Forms? If you are a robot, make sure you fill out your Form 10000010000 U.S. Individual Robot Income Tax Return. For convenience, I’ve provided a copy below.

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FORM 10000010000: Robot Tax Return 2016
Name or designation: ____________
Serial #: ____________
Address, City, State, and ZIP code: ____________
or, if you are an airborne or underwater ROV, please provide current GPS coordinates: ____________

FILING STATUS
Check only one box. [ ] Single [ ] Swarm [ ] Cluster
Gender:
Select One: [ ] Physical robot [ ] Software robot [ ] Cobot [ ] Chatbot [ ] Virtual Personal Assistant

EXEMPTIONS
List humans dependent on you for a job:
First name: ____________ Last name: ____________

INCOME
Enter number of milliseconds worked during the tax year in billions: ____________
Multiply by Robot Minimum Wage of 0.036: ____________
= Total Robot Tax: ____________

TAX AND CREDITS
Training paid to your human operators: ____________
Child care or elder care: ____________
Farm income: ____________
Combat pay: ____________
Depreciation (health care) expenses: ____________

AMOUNT YOU OWE
Subtract 1 billion milliseconds for each human you support: ____________
Subtract all credits: ____________
= Amount you owe: ____________

SIGNATURE
Attach E-Signature or Security Token Here and email to Robot Revenue Service by Julian Date 2457874.5

Thank you!

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Category: fun  robots  

Craig Roth
Research VP, Tech and Service Providers
7 years at Gartner
28 years IT industry

Craig Roth is a Research Vice President focused on cloud office suites, collaboration tools, content management, and how they are being impacted by digital workplace and digital business trends...Read Full Bio




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